Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

octopuses are 🅱️oneless vertebrates

Fun fact: Octopuses are classed, under EU law, as honourary vertebrates with all the protections and responsibilities that entails

(there aren't actually any responsibilities, we just muck about all day)

The Daily Mail's youtube channel has been banned for violating the community guidelines

https://www.youtube.com/user/MailOnlineVideo

LOL

I should get one of those openPGP cards

I've got a yubikey but the full size cards feel so much more cybre

me: I can't remember regex, it's far too complicated

also me: here's a vim command that looks like my cat wandered over the keyboard, that should do what you're looking for

COMPUTERFAIRI.ES: WE HAVE BACKUPS

I think

Pretty sure @squirrel said something about having backups

HAPPY BIRDDAY @LaserScheme

Playing around with gopher and the first thing I put on there?

Reasons why Sinn watches rock

I think this may be as much nerd as I can do at any one time

I've just been informed that in the US, there's "Boss's Day"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day

What the fucking fuck is this bullshit

SOUND BURGER

Possibly the only time I'd refuse a cup of tea