Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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Wow. The Something Awful guy is actually onto something managing online communities.
I like that Mastodon instances I’ve seen all have a CoC. Since they are community run I do worry about enforcement.
https://twitter.com/AltCyberCommand/status/985579256620003329
In that vein, does it make sense for Masto instances to have community moderators? /cc @Gargron
https://mastodon.social/media/aT_XhmNr30DIk-84kuU
https://mastodon.social/media/iV-V-B7NdZze9ANvHrc
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humans: we’re going to pioneer the 4N genre of games: Naps, Noms, sNuggles, Nlesbians
wow, this guy just made a (probably briefly) usable kitchen knife out of plastic wrap
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There's an Indie game called "Kobold Gardens", in which you can now apparently pet virtual Kobolds in VR! :D :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3UeQguaDrs
"Kobold Garden Update 5: Virtualbolds" [2:40]
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Right here in computer form
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maple classic™ 
pst you can come into the furry corner discord now and make me eval javascript >w>;;
that's someone who can play it well, more commonly they sound like what I imagine will be playing after I die and descend into hell
The Otamatone remains the silliest musical instrument I've ever come across
syria
Putting aside the question of if bombing Syria is a good idea or not because god knows I'm not paying enough attention to make a judgement on that, could Theresa May have at least waited a couple of hours to send our shit in so it wasn't as patently obvious that Trump said "Jump" and she asked "How high?"
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An oldie but a goodie: The Case of the 500-Mile Email:
"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.
I choked on my latte. "Come again?"
"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."
global pol, syria
Apparently the Russians are saying that the most recent chemical attack in Syria was staged and directed by Britain
Honestly Russia, make your lies believable, our government couldn't stage and direct a piss-up in a brewery
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I keep tooting pictures and articles about really expensive watches, let's take this back to basics
This is the Casio MQ24-7BLL
It costs less than even the venerable F91-W, it's made of plastic and shows the hour, minute, and second only
Despite that, it's fucking brilliant
For less than the price of a cup of coffee you get a highly legible, accurate enough, reliable watch
And if you want celebrity endorsements, the fucking Pope wears one
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A young squirrelbunbot stands in her room. As it just so happens, today, the 13th of April in 2018, is the first anniversary of https://computerfairi.es . Thought it was a year ago that she began her mastodonian journey, it is only today that she will be--
Oh, I see, your name is ｍａｐｌｅ.
I was trying to explain the concept of a "smartwatch" to someone
"...and that's what it does"
"but why?"
"no idea"
If anyone does know why smartwatches are a thing, answers on a postcard please
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Technical Note: We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science.
I absolutely love this whole ✨ Plush Punk ✨ concept
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- Pronouns
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
