Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

🎶 "..And I really need to know
How deep is your love?"🎶

seriously, we've got the length and width listed but we need to know if can fit in this shipping container

FOSSbros are the FOSS alternative to people

the font the code of the world in the matrix was written in looked really cool

with current events I'm pretty sure the code for our world is all in comic sans

you'd think hedgehogs have short lil legs

nope!

hedgie legs are surprisingly long and just usually hidden by fluff and prickles!

well, I say his bed

it's actually my bed but he's annexed a good third of it

reggie has come down from his bed, got out all of his toys (of which there are a lot) and is now going back to bed after 5 minutes, leaving them all in a mess

good standard cat there

rotati potati

rotately potately

bleebis: the taste of a generation

we're not sure which, but certainly one of them

According to a recent study, people over 65 years old are 7 times more likely to share "fake news" than younger people

https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-boomers-more-likely-to-share-fake-news-on-facebook-study-2019-1

What I'm hearing is that the Eunomia Project can bugger off and the problem will be solved more than adequately by the march of time

@evie I saw this and immediately thought of our local coffee makery person

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/retrograph-brew-technicolor

Seconds track for the chronograph has sub-second indices between 0 and 35 which I'm informed is really useful for timing espresso shots

This is your reminder that Leon Trotsky looked just like Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec

"Stalin is the wooo-ooorst!!!!"

When the hedgehogs have eaten all their food they try to shove the plates out of the cafe so I know to put some more out for them

I'm not sure if I trained the hedgehogs or the hedgehogs trained me in this instance

Huey Lewis and some stuff I heard from Steve down the pub who knows for sure

[spin]potate[/spin]