Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Once more, with feeling: freedom of speech does not do 240p over composite, only 480i

vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core

humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast

vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast

humans: hahaha yeah

humans: it did tho

vsa: IT EXPLODED

humans: it exploded twice as fast

http://beka-tiddalik.tumblr.com/post/150425828285/roachpatrol-deadcatwithaflamethrower

"during orientation at a human college, vulcans are presented with a list of swear words.

“what is the word ‘fuck’ for,” the innocent young vulcans want to know. “surely there are more logical intensity modifiers.”

“yeah, you’d think so,” say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. “you’d really fucking think so.”

there is a phrase in vulcan for ‘the particular moment you understand what the word ‘fuck’ is for’."

boirb

hey this is my mech, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

Did you know: Super John Stamos was an action adventure title made by Katsopotech Ltd. in 1988 for the NES. The game was cancelled shortly before completion due to a legal battle between the company and John Stamos. Only 2 prototypes are known to exist.

Here's the surviving soundtrack: http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/super-john-stamos

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