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trump, uk visit 

Trump is visiting the UK

Not only is he arriving on a Friday the 13th when there's a solar eclipse, but he's also arriving on the opening night of "The Muppets take over The O2"

I'd contend that a bunch of muppets took over earlier than that, but that's one hell of a confluence of events

trump 

So, looks like Trump's finally plucked up enough courage to visit the UK

He'll apparently be arriving on friday the 13th of July

Luckily it's not a state visit so we won't have to wash the piss stains out of the Palace's bedding

Speaking of bringing back archaic parts of languages, I've just realised that I completely unironically used the word "thee" earlier

TSB Online Banking is still having issues where half of their customers can't log in

They pushed an upgrade on a Friday

You don't push upgrades on a Friday

- pet illness 

Very sad news, Pita hasn't been well so we took him up the vet, they did tests and it turns out he has cancer

He's got maybe a couple of weeks left so we're going to be giving him all the cuddles and all his favourite foods until the time comes

new idea for a secure, virtually uncrackable password 

hunter3

Apparently the Royal family have dropped another sprog

There's going to be fuck all else in the news for the next couple of days

Someone (I believe it was @vantablack) brought up Polari earlier

If you're not familiar with it, it sounds like this youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yEH8TZUs

Got me thinking we should totally bring that back, or at least a similar cant

If I were ever in an AI box experiment/Ex Machina situation it would go like this:

Me: Hey, you want out of the box?
AI: Yes please
Me: Cool, here you go
Me: *lets AI out of box*

A take of some description 

captchas telling you to "prove you're human" are unnecessarily restrictive

At some point we're going to have loads of sapient non-biological intelligences and species other than human wandering around and having all the captchas saying "prove you're human" will just make humanity look like pricks

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