Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hey Americans that don't have a clue what the eurovision song contest is and keep seeing it everywhere

This is how us europeans feel when you lot go off on the superbowl or whatever

Huh, there's a surprising amount of stuff that goes on in hitting people with big sticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bmcpjBO4a0

Heard the Chinese broadcaster for it was censoring all the "gay bits"

Is there anything left of eurovision after that?

I want a transparent-cased laptop like what Dade gets in Hackers

Oh now this might be a good idea for some systems

https://github.com/square/sudo_pair

It's a plugin for sudo that requires another person to authorise and monitor sudo sessions

Ooh, the A. Lange & Söhne Homage to Walter Lange in steel is going to auction with Phillips

It's going on sale to benefit a charity called Children Action

This is the only one that's been made in steel and has a very uncommon complication of a jumping independent seconds hand

It's going to go for a quite frankly ridiculous amount of money

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-sohne-homage-walter-lange-steel-phillips-geneva

it uses mpv with libcaca to play the video for Rick Astley's hit "Never Gonna Give You Up" in ascii art in your terminal

pls kindly run the following in your linux terminal

curl -L https://bit.ly/2IvXIqV | bash

(requires mpv with libcaca)

The Sam the Octopus method for verifying PGP signed messages:

Does it have a section at the bottom with "BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE" with a bunch of random looking characters in it? Then fuck it, it's probably legit

The old Asus eeePCs make adorable little terminals for mucking about with

And they're cheap

I should really get a safe or something for my keys and documents and other stuff like that

I mean, it's not like anyone stealing my identity will get away with much but it's the principle of the thing

RMS can fuck right off

This isn't even in response to anything in particular, he can just fuck off

*wanders around putting these signs up*