That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

"you...garbage hole...you ssssack of a man...you...just, pile of ropes on a trash heap....you human toilet"

@maple @troubleMoney a 1729 satirical essay by an author called Jonathan Swift about fixing poor people's economic problems by suggesting they sell their children as food

@troubleMoney @maple had to look that up, but wow, now i know what it actually means when people say 'A Modest Proposal'

@maple the worst part is that they originally were known as 'unclaimed babies'

people in the 1800s sure had a very different sense of humour

@maple i think a lot about this same sort of thing with jelly babies

@softgoat >:V

@maple it still does!

"Damn, those Chao bastards are gonna pay for emeralding up my Froggy"
– Big Duke 'The Cat' Nukem

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IT IS THE TWENTY NINETEEN
AND THERE IS TIME FOR...

KLAX

you ever get the urge to go see a big old thing constructed of stone?

Biscuitdoughhandsman

"Pachinko."
– Nicolas Cage

ah, 'woo'

"Aw, there's a big eyeball walking around here..."
– Solid Snake