Nezumi @Nezumi@computerfairi.es

Part two!
1: Art by Ottahz on FA (now deactivated sadly ;; can't find what their new id is or anything D: )
2: This one's by @catteboots on birdsite and aaaaaaa :D
3: Aaand refsheet by @leafyakiko on birdsite as well!

i'm dee ann! i'm making games whenever i can scrape up the time for it, and i like math, languages (even if they're not constructed), and furry bullshit, and i'm gonna keep getting cuter until the world government deems me a threat to the current order #introductions

in just the last couple of years i've gone from standard model gayboi to solid transbian to gender-phasing omniqueer

i'm starting to worry that my gay powers are growing too fast, please stop me if i tetsuo

oh no, I think I know what type of game I'm going to make in Haskell: https://github.com/LambdaHack/LambdaHack

tf based roguelike

do you ever think god is like "ahaha everyone look there's a cosmos on this plane, what the hell, how did that get in there, oh my Myself there's sentient life ahaha the poor souls, was i drunk on that hyperambrosia, i don't remember making this, well good luck to them i guess"

I need a spookier place to store all of these dang enamel pins.

Love watching discourse about Nazi instances because it gives me a fresh new list of people to block

I was nearly in a head-on collision with a highly trained professional driver.

Police decided that going against traffic around a double-blind curve ( _/¯¯ ) would be a good idea.

But hey, they got places to be, it's not like the laws of momentum, or any other law, apply to police when they're in a hurry, yeah?

Dance floor is empty? Dance with yourself. Get up and move. Close your eyes, feel the music.

Not mine, but I found this and it made me happy and I though I would share

@Nezumi
Welcome to the dystopian hellworld the books promised/warned us about. x.x

today in #ffxiv : i noticed a ninja afk for most of syrcus tower, wondered where he was. he finally came back for amon, got snippy when i joked about how i was glad he hadn't fallen in a toilet.

then his buddy - both of them mentors, lol - made sure that 1. the ice block i was hiding behind in amon got dissolved last minute, 2. told me "I hope you know I fucking hate you. Just FYI.", among other comments along the way, as we exited.

wow somebody hella salty at not being afk-carried lol

just look at them aaaaa

Oi, Vacheron Constantin, this doesn't need "blockchain", it only needs a standard fucking database

https://watchesbysjx.com/2019/05/vacheron-constantin-blockchain-certification.html

reminding myself I have a Kiki Kitty plush designed to be able to be clipped to your head from Gaia Online back when I used to go there.

yes I actually bought the official merch.

No I am not that ashamed.

because the damn thing is friggin cute as a button okay and head-kitties are adorable (and also I got it because I was reading azumanga daioh and the kitty plushes stacked on Osaka's head were adorable)

superhero show (Marvel, DC, MHA, etc): This is a (usually villain) woman whose power is that she can SEDUCE ANY MAN....and in rare cases certain women have fallen to her power

me, in a goofy voice:. of course,... the Lesbians™