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i'm so tired i really want to bash my skull in until i lose consciousness

i got the wendy's spicy chicken sandwich after all these years

using a battleaxe to commit acts of battle

Securing root by storing my password in plaintext but adding two false characters at the end to confuse bots

I cleverly secured my home by moving my front door a foot to the left

nsfw sexual 

just watchin a video with my girlfriend talking about how to eat pussy

The airline’s website says I'm good until the late 1800s.

Barbie Doll Nudity 

A group of outfit commissions for @Zelli <3 If you'd like a dress up doll like this my fees are:
$15 for one dress up doll with 3 outfits.
Then after that $5 for 3 more outfits at any point after the doll is created.
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#creativetoots #mastoart #rabbit #furry #bunny #chibi #illustration #digitalart

"Corgi" is actually plural. If you only have one dog, it's a corgus.

severing family, - and + 

My dad decided my birthday was a good time for him to admit he's disowned me, but I'm not going to let him bring me down. I don't need him anymore. I have the love of so many people and I know I can keep walking forward without regrets.

keysmash idea: only using letters from the stellar classification system

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