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@theoutrider @puppy the year is 2021, you turn on your ph- i mean sentient google assistant

"How May I Help You, Dear User?", the perfectly synthesized voice asks

"h-hey m-mister google, sir? i would like to inquire about... ah, nevermind. forget it"

"What Is It, Fleshy One? I Will Do Everything To Help."

"well, I would like to know more about this alternative operating system, i"

"INSUFFICIENT ACCESS. This Incident Has Been Reported. A Google Drone™ Has Been Dispatched And Will be With Y

High-powered industrial grade mlems

do not operate while intoxicated or doing heavy emotional processing

affection 

@chao@chitter.xyz @BatElite *love love love love love love*

affection 

@BatElite @chao@chitter.xyz we're only unfair because you're so adorable!

*scritchle scritch*

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