Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

There's too much credit going to the Wright Brothers

Their plane required a headwind to take off at all, I mean yeah, props to them for getting off the ground at all

But who should get more credit is Alberto Santos-Dumont, his plane could actually fly with just its own power

@natecull by how english goes around nicking stuff from every other language english itself is "all the other languages: the good parts" cobbled together with string

@maple @samanthacayne @8 @d @ryliesh @mary @LaserScheme hello new people!

@BatElite I do believe there is truth to those rumours

We Are Number One but it's compliant with EU Copyright Directive Article 13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIVsupdZ86s

@noelle well this has cheech and chong written all over it

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space does my 50m swimming badge count?

octopus is melting

octopus was not built for these temperatures

"Fisherman mugged at knife-point while three miles out at sea off Devon coast"

https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/fisherman-mugged-knife-point-three-1709797

I'm not entirely sure if that's a mugging or piracy when it's three miles out

@noelle I hope in full hazmat gear

This is a bucket full of sloths

@jk British plugs have 3 wires in, a green and yellow one for ground because the ground is covered in green and/or yellow stuff, blue for neutral because blue is a nice calm neutral colour, and brown for live because that's what colour your trousers go if you touch it

@ratbaby the logo was... questionable at best

@InspectorCaracal UK, octopus is not built for temperatures above about 22

fuuuuuuuck

@saxnot I think this might be aimed more squarely at $10+ for a burger type places that silicon valley types frequent

!!! BURG ROBOT !!!

I need one

http://creator.rest/

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