Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

'round here it was always billy bear

I've just been informed that kids character sausage isn't a thing outside some parts of europe so enjoy

@softgoat a far more literal interpretation of "no spoons left, only knives"

@cypnk this 'un https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Turbine_Car

@cypnk I want that prototype one that used a jet engine that could run on tequila

@mawr https://twitter.com/nour_regrets/status/1315102876633575426

KERMIT GULAG

huh, turns out that there were versions of the bonklip bracelet that would clip on to fixed bars, seems putting one on a W10 reissue isn't as anachronistic an idea as I thought it would be

@colon_three we wanted to do one for each drama but nobody's got the manufacturing capacity

@catdraiochta welcome!

make yourself comfy, we've got piles of pillows about

yes, the original w10 had welded bars so it's historically inaccurate

but the w10 reissue has spring bars and I don't care in this instance

I should get a bonklip-style bracelet for my hamilton w10

okay, I'll bite, what the fuck happened this time?

aldi has lebkuchen in stock now

I fucking love lebkuchen

I want a kerbal space program themed omega speedmaster

the moon watch, now on the mun!

@twitter@mastodon.technology also according to the exif data the pictures of him working were taken 10 minutes apart

Trump's doctors informing the press on his condition

@MxKris@kindred.haus which is to say that it's a terrible idea and should never have been even brought up

@MxKris@kindred.haus a road trip during a pandemic is certainly a... bold and courageous idea as Sir Humphrey Appleby would put it

@a_breakin_glass in my experience mostly just a miserable pile