Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

HAPPY BIRDDAY @LaserScheme

@rey @squirrel it's true! Even water-dwelling creatures are welcome!

Which is probably a recipe for trouble what with the usual interaction between water and computers but it's worked well so far

@natecull infinite monkey theorem

A bunch of braindead morons may, on occasion, come up with something that isn't shit, even if five nines of their output is

@noelle @squirrel in my mind that sounds like the prelude to the robot apocalypse

Playing around with gopher and the first thing I put on there?

Reasons why Sinn watches rock

I think this may be as much nerd as I can do at any one time

@squirrel SQUIRREL!

AND BUN!

AND ROBOT!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED YOU ARE... totes adorbs

@zatnosk put it in space and you've basically got Eve Online

@somarasu @a_breakin_glass the Japanese one is probably more entertaining what with their strange Colonel Sanders-based curses

@a_breakin_glass @somarasu nobody knows, no one outside the US gives a shit

@somarasu like the World Series

I've just been informed that in the US, there's "Boss's Day"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day

What the fucking fuck is this bullshit

@somarasu ...what the fuck?

Fucking USA

@somarasu oh nobody buys that for their boss, the boss buys that themselves because they're narcissistic trash

@noelle all of those are extremely good cat names

SOUND BURGER