Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk @maple "where'd my coffee go?"
*giggling running away sounds*
"...I'll put the kettle back on"

@sydneyfalk @maple on the other hand the halls of heck being staffed by maplebots in little devil outfits mildly inconveniencing people and giggling sounds adorable

@maple like a furby but cute and not the spawn of satan!

@maple they're like gonk droids, but... I dunno, that's as far as I've gotten

@maple gunk droids

List of best buns in no particular order:

Belgian bun
Chelsea bun
Currant Bun
@maple
Hot Cross Bun

@maple *brings tea and scritches*

@Jo fingers crossed Jordan Peterson

aww, was someone else

we also have a "Lord Adonis" who is sadly not as good looking as that name implies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Adonis,_Baron_Adonis

reminder that up until they messed it up and gave her a peerage there was a "Lady Garden" wandering around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal

You might have missed it in the pre-christmas chaos but @maple 's new track is fucking awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

@TheGibson it will come to light that none of us are real and only exist in one of Armando Iannucci's fever dreams

This will explain a lot about the world

@sydneyfalk an octodrone is just any multi-rotor I pilot

@wigglytuffitout hey, sending criminals to areas filled with gators worked fine with australia!

@wigglytuffitout we made the right decision spending effort to keep india rather than you lot

@wigglytuffitout LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING!

@wigglytuffitout microwave... water...?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YANKS AND NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE TEA LIKE CIVILISED PEOPLE?!?!?

LAST TIME YOU TRIED MAKING IT IN A BLOODY HARBOUR!

THE WATER'S TOO COLD AND SALTY IN A HARBOUR YOU DAMNED COLONIALS!

@wigglytuffitout okay yeah that's a bit bougie, keep it in the kitchen and use it for tea and/or coffee occasionally to avoid the bougie-ness

@tas hey, welcome!

@wigglytuffitout nowt bougie about an electric kettle

okay, maybe a kettle with a temperature control is a bit, but only a little