Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@lynnesbian welcome to home ec, sponsored by subway

i dunno, just go get a sandwich

@lynnesbian welcome to your sex education class, sponsored by Durex

welcome to history 101, sponsored by the history channel, we'll just be covering ww2, be very glad you didn't sign up for the egyptology module

@wigglytuffitout alternatively chewie is now a fish

alternatively someone put in canals so I can take advantage of more of @SuricrasiaOnline 's River Basin Network Architecture

I fancy mucking about with networking gear again but my current setup works entirely fine for the forseeable future

Someone provide really cheap gigabit fibre to my house so I've got reason to mess about with stuff plx

@maple blublublublublub *pets the bun*

@maple @evie super cute computer!

cuteputer!

@maple @evie *scritches the very bestest computer*

@evie maybe not the only one, but certainly the bestest computer

@maple *WIGGLES ARMS* BLUBS!

@sydneyfalk if you happen to get to the cafeteria first try to get a table for us, we'll be along shortly I'm sure

@tek "lost"

I'm pretty sure Marriott still has all the data, it's just that more people than they wanted now have the data

honestly I was expecting more people yelling at me for that epic of gilgamesh joke earlier

@Nine I've heard third- and fourth-hand accounts of people using ArcaOS which is the sorta continuation of OS/2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ArcaOS

@rainwarrior that's just crying out for a qr code on the other side with some of your work on

@maple this summer, coming out of Duke Nukem's Dipshit Ass

@revolverocelot @noelle there may or may not be smoky backrooms where the mastodon illuminati gather to decide the fate of the fediverse

there isn't

it's actually everyone going "how the heck do I fix this weird thing?"

@wigglytuffitout without commentary: it's another activitypub compatible social network software like mastodon, it's developed by different people and is different under the hood but it still talks to mastodon and other activitypub compatible things, think of it like gmail and hotmail, they do things differently to each other but they're both do email and they can both talk to each other

with commentary: that has a comparatively higher proportion of dickhead users than mastodon