Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Getting in here early, it's on the 19th of November, you can shut the fuck up now dickheads

@Jo oh wait, either that or there's a gogol bordello gig she's going to directly after work

@Jo maybe they're taking it as a photo-op?

@Jo that one has nothing to do with linux or open source software disappointingly

@Jo and if she's pairing it with a red hat it means she's joined the "red hat society" which is a thing I didn't know existed until 5 minutes ago

@Jo huh, apparently purple is the official colour of international women's day, TIL

@evie aaaaaaaaaa

@dankwraith hey now, that thing that @halcy mentioned that was meant to generate memes and only spat out "one does not simply make memes" over and over again nailed it

@legendaryjoeb @maple yes there is!

4th floor, that's the cow level, that's where all the cows are

between corn on the 3rd floor and crows on the 5th

@maple you've just given me the idea of a kilt that pseudo-randomly generates a new pattern on it every so often

I have no idea how to achieve this but I want one

I just heard the headline "Milo banned from Australia" and almost had a stroke

Turns out they were talking about the right-wing dickhead and not the delicious chocolate drink powder stuff, thank god for that

@maple "damnit maple_ebooks!"
"oh, wait, you're maple prime, sorry!"

@maple nice and neat

maybe a bit of black sharpie to make them blend in

@revolverocelot @mecaka brown mustard's fairly respectable, but if you want proper mustard see if you can find some Colman's mustard powder and mix it with a little cold water to your desired consistency

THAT's a proper mustard experience right there

@revolverocelot @mecaka two words. american. mustard.

fucking travesty that shit is

@RadioAngel yeast... producing THC.. that can be extracted...

Look out for new green containers of Marmite at your local supermarket!

or vegemite, I suppose, if you want the lesser yeast extract spread

@freewheelbikesmadison spokes with no/fewer blokes

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net as has been often said, computers are rocks we somehow tricked into thinking