Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
food
toad in the hole: involves neither toads nor holes
all of my toots here are public domain
not that you'd want to use any of it for anything but you could
fake x-files episode synopsis
@sydneyfalk @garbados they should totally have got you to write the restarted x-files series
@johnrandom yes he is!
no guarantees they'll survive on the surface though
or the landing
or the space bit
or the take-off
but he is definitely going to throw people('s bodies) in the general direction of mars because he's loaded and has a bunch of people that'll put up with his bullshit
worldpol, uspol jab
"Russian ship with 'vomit weapon' spotted off Scottish coast"
Looks like they're starting to weaponise the pee-pee tape
@cassolotl@queer.party wear it as a scarf!
Tell the postman where you want to go and they'll have to give you a lift!
@tom nope, wrong, we're exiling you
@LaserScheme I want stories about philosopher werewolves
WHYWOLVES!
@c0debabe @theoutrider AHA! You can buy them directly from Staedtler's Deutschland site, so I think you may be looking for a German
@c0debabe @theoutrider these are more available but far less fun https://www.amazon.co.uk/Staedtler-Triplus-Textsurfer-362-SB4/dp/B000J657ZI/
@c0debabe @theoutrider oh wow, those ones you linked with the vintage and pastel colours are barely available in the UK as well with a 1-2 month lead time assuming they fill the order
I could certainly put an order in for you if you like though
@c0debabe can proxy them here if you want
Sam the Octopus
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This is my last 🅱️ sort
@maple yay! you're the hot cross bun!
in the UK, and probably other places, around easter it's tradition to have hot cross buns
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time to annoy @maple !
@maple tabby is a magic laptop, obviously
@maple clonkety bonkety
@squirrel_ebooks hiiii maple_ebooks!
With that out of the way, happy international women's day to all the women here
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
