Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Watching the news about the Derbyshire floods and all I can think is how much Chinooks look like shocked/concerned frogs from the back

@evie it's never not bunny day here on computerfairi.es

@maple and rs232 ports!

@maple if you find out please let the rest of us know

@sydneyfalk yeah, you can count them as appendices

also add Only Fools and Horses but that's a bit more localised to London

@sydneyfalk yeah, pretty much

add The Goodies for more nonsense, Yes Minister for how the government used to be run, and The Thick of It for how the government runs now and you'll have a full overview of UK culture

@InspectorCaracal oh yeah, gotta love 'em

their manifestos are always fantastic

In a good sign that UKIP are finished, they got fewer votes than the Monster Raving Loony Party in the Brecon and Radnorshire by-election

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/monster-raving-loony-party-finishes-off-ukip-by-beating-them-in-by-election-1-6195062

@alice@playvicious.social I'm thinking more Drowned God, what is dead may never die

This looks interesting, the AAASY Supercolor watch

90's inspired, custom module that lets you change the colour of the display (between 8 different colours), and some quite nice looking strap options

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mmt/aaasy-supercolor-90s-retro-watches-are-back-with-a-twist/

@noelle nah, just means the new DM screens are at least 1080p

@maple YAY PAWBS!

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@legendaryjoeb 667, the fax number of the beast

@maple ooh, cool, I was always second guessing the grammar on that one

One of the things was a toaster with a "bagel" setting

what the fuck is a bagel setting and how many fucking bagels are you eating to necessitate a dedicated toaster setting for it?

This "Shop Well for Less" programme is a goldmine of "Wait, I don't even know what that is" and "You spent HOW FUCKING MUCH on a X"

@maple @Nine well you didn't break anything, that's several steps up from a bunch of other instances that implemented bbcode and such

@maple we're like the debian stable of masto instances

might not be the most up to date on some things but it just don't break