Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@maple works particularly well in west country
"she be a stout lass 'at 'un"
@maple I think I'd go for "stout"
having no grasp on time
@maple @LaserScheme shit, UNIX Epoch is going to be 50 years ago this January
I keep thinking of it as only like, 35 years ago or something
having no grasp on time
@maple @LaserScheme I could have sworn that was more recent as well
like, maybe possibly as much as 4 years ago but 7?
@maple thus spake the octopus, that singing was good!
@maple now that's a lie, your singing was great on Perfect Score
@maple I know it's usually a little annoying but bits of equipment you have suddenly deciding "I'm gonna be a radio!" seems incredibly on-brand
follow your dreams headphones, you can be a radio!
wait, nb people get issued crossbows?! 
awesome!
@maple I don't really have any bright ideas that might help, it's a really tough thing
but I'm here for you to support in any way I can
Sam the Octopus
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we present to you.. lesbiaboard!!!
screw busses, I wanna get places via fish tube
@maple mornin' maple!
@Pyretta if you're going by that standard the toot byte posted also didn't specify any specific Pyretta Grimm so what are you unhappy about?
@Pyretta specifically you made libellous accusations in a DM
And if you're throwing those accusations around you'd best double check the fucking username
Sam the Octopus
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Keybase allows encrypted chat and it wants your bees.
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
