Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

the main problem with cloud computing is the distance you have to travel to go and hit the server with a fucking wrench

I should switch to fish shell for branding reasons

@mavica nope *fades into nonexistence in descartes*

@mavica secure in comfy blanket
contain within arms
protecc

I've just learnt that ben shapiro shills for mvmt watches

that just about sums both him and mvmt watches up

we did end up going to great lengths to get the instance running again

jesus fuck how many custom emojos do you fuckers need?

@mavica yay!

@dragonmagic won't be allowed to handle them in the shop though

shopkeeper: can't touch this

@Nine it sounds like they only heard the second part of "show, don't tell"

@mavica pawbs!

@jk it's like saying "cheers, drive" to the bus driver, they were going to do it anyway but you happen to have been helped out by their actions

@jk I'd probably go for a "cheers for that" than anything more effusive

comes across as more "yes, you took time out of your day to help out, thanks for that, here is an acknowledgement" than "oh thank you thank you kind person you're wonderful and thank you so much for helping me!" which always sounds somewhat disingenuous to me

what's that lassie? server's fallen down the well?

server's haunted