Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@envgen that'd be fine

might slightly lengthen the time you'll feel odd but the amount of odd'll be less than if you went straight to 20

although I'm an octopus on the internet so I'm not sure you should be taking medical advice from me

@softgoat garfielda

Officer may be sacked for 'sticking 7p carrot barcode on Krispy Kreme doughnuts box'

https://news.sky.com/story/officer-may-be-sacked-for-sticking-7p-carrot-barcode-on-krispy-kreme-doughnuts-box-12134500

because of course it was doughnuts

@dragonmagic it's alright

it's just the customer-facing bit of alibaba which is sorta the ebay of chinese wholesalers

it's not a cruise ship it's a multiple occupancy boater home

@Nine gonna have to get one of those little plastic flip covers for the buttons!

So, for a while I've been thinking "hey, if Sinn made a 4 hand GMT sports watch with a rotating 24 hour bezel in the vein of like, the GMT Master, that'd be neat"

now they've done so, and it is indeed very neat

@colon_three maybe on the inauguration it can be filled with hydrogen and shot down with flaming arrows

congratulations to the yanks for not utterly fucking this one up

@Nine oh no, that's probably about as cheap as they get

I've seen them advertised as more expensive because they're "for keyboard modding" though

@Nine uploads in the web interface are currently broke because of... fuckin something, I have no idea

but images uploaded from apps like tusky work!

@Nine I vaguely recall that dental elastic bands are pretty much the same thing and probably a lot cheaper

google are currently running tv ads about "helping local businesses"

...

"help local businesses by using the services of a foreign multi-national"

hm.

@Nine got the dreaded lurgy

#mastoadmin

Alright, some help would be gratefully received here, running glitch-soc

We have a problem with uploading images, specifically when trying to upload images in the web interface it fails with "422: Error processing thumbnail for uploaded media"

This only happens with the web interface, apps work fine

There's nothing in the logs that would indicate what this is

First thought is something paperclip related but I might be way off

Reports of an illegal cybergoth rave are coming in, believed to be the cause of 0 covid-19 infections

egg nog is just alcoholic custard

@Anke reggie says trans rights

test cat