HAPPY BIRDDAY @LaserScheme
I've just been informed that in the US, there's "Boss's Day"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day
What the fucking fuck is this bullshit
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Irving Finkel is everything you'd want a Professor of Assyriology to be
In addition to the previous toot, British tanks are better than all other tanks
Because they have kettles in them
Really
It has come to my attention that not all people have heard of the wonder, the glory, the sheer genius, the best invention to come out of the UK... THE TEASMADE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teasmade
It's an alarm clock with an integrated electric kettle
It can wake you up in the morning AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA READY FOR YOU
It's truly humanity's greatest achievement
you ever make an internet joke so good that literally the entire nation that you live in knows it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy
http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/14379/elon-musk-says-ai-is-far-more-dangerous-than-nukes
Musk: "AI is far more dangerous than nukes"
Oh stop scaremongering, all the NBIs (non-biological intelligences) I've met have been lovely
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple