Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@evie I saw this and immediately thought of our local coffee makery person

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/retrograph-brew-technicolor

Seconds track for the chronograph has sub-second indices between 0 and 35 which I'm informed is really useful for timing espresso shots

This is your reminder that Leon Trotsky looked just like Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec

"Stalin is the wooo-ooorst!!!!"

When the hedgehogs have eaten all their food they try to shove the plates out of the cafe so I know to put some more out for them

I'm not sure if I trained the hedgehogs or the hedgehogs trained me in this instance

Huey Lewis and some stuff I heard from Steve down the pub who knows for sure

[spin]potate[/spin]

What's said: proper crop rotation techniques can greatly increase farming yields of Solanum tuberosum

What I hear: rotate the potate

"hi friens"

Ahead of Trump's state visit to the UK protesters have vowed to make the trip "as unpleasant as possible"

Interestingly "as unpleasant as possible" is also the slogan for the UK Tourist Board

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The only blue lives that matter are those of our agrarian comrades, the smurfs

I'm really going to have to sort out some file storage in casa octopus at some point

I've already got 4.5 gigs of pictures of hedgehogs and it's not even been a month

Apparently the number of "Extinction Rebellion" arrests has reached 1,065

Have they tried like, not getting arrested?

I mean, shit, 1,000 people is more than enough to build some makeshift barriers that would be a bitch to move and would let them just leave it there and not stick around waiting to get nicked

Live in an area with hedgehogs and want to help them out?

I wrote a brief thing on how to make them more comfy in your garden

https://samtheoctopus.neocities.org/hedgehogs.txt

Moments in watchmaking

[interior, Rolex offices]
Boss: we need to add some sort of superlative-type adjective to "chronometer" on our watches to show that they exceed that certification, I want you to come up with one
Designer1: sure thing boss
[boss leaves the room]
Designer2: so, just slap "superlative" on the dial?
Designer1: fuck it, that'll do. lunch?

I don't know what a "petscop" is and at this point I'm almost afraid to ask