Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I want to visit this place: http://www.whoi.edu/news-release/unknown-supercolony-Adelie-Penguins-Discovered-in-Antarctica

A previously unknown penguin supercolony has been discovered on the Danger Islands

LB: Oh shit

Complimentary continental breakfast

If you're thinking you could really find a use for one of those Light Phone 2 things, just go on aliexpress and buy one of these instead: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?

Light Phone 2: $225 earlybird price, $400 retail
AIEK X7: $15 (maximum, usually cheaper)

It's too cold here

Octopus needs warms

Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk

They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck Disney?

It's end of the month time!

Donate to @squirrel 's patreon because she's nice and runs this lovely server for us

https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/

Fucking really Diageo?

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/27/news/companies/johnnie-walker-women-jane-walker/index.html

"Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women. It's a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand," Vice President Stephanie Jacoby told Bloomberg."

Yeah, 'cause obviously people need separate "lady whisky"

cute things should be powered by AAAA batteries to fit the sound you make when you look at them

@Concerned_Catgirl I've just seen that it's your birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!