Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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A young squirrelbunbot stands in her room. As it just so happens, today, the 13th of April in 2018, is the first anniversary of https://computerfairi.es . Thought it was a year ago that she began her mastodonian journey, it is only today that she will be--
Oh, I see, your name is ｍａｐｌｅ.
I was trying to explain the concept of a "smartwatch" to someone
"...and that's what it does"
"but why?"
"no idea"
If anyone does know why smartwatches are a thing, answers on a postcard please
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Technical Note: We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science.
I absolutely love this whole ✨ Plush Punk ✨ concept
🎉 🎉 🎉 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎉 🎉 🎉
maple classic™ 
Sam the Octopus
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Computer Fairies turns one year old on the 12th! Hooray!
Refresh the page to receive your complimentary party hats (thanks to @InspectorCaracal!) and confetti! (thanks to @codl!)
🎉 🎊 🍰 🍾
if anyone would like to help keep computerfairi.es running another year, you can throw money at our beloved robot admin at these places:
https://ko-fi.com/squirrel
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/overview
Oh hey, it's the 12th today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERFAIRI.ES AND HAPPY ADMINVERSARY TO @squirrel !
I've got that weird itchy feeling that there's something blindingly obvious I've not noticed, no idea what or why
Eh, I'm sure it's either nothing or I'll notice it eventually
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243 million years snuggles
I want to have one and paint it up like a vw camper owned by a hippie
Ferret Scout Cars are adorable and I want one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tTSfWMeNo&feature=youtu.be
Sam the Octopus
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LB squirrel-chan has this same issue!!! 100 followers pls
Sam the Octopus
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Sam the Octopus
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show some respect, i'm mastodon's Official™ Mascot®
Sam the Octopus
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uspol, zuck, mean
Okay this is probably a little mean to point out but it's zuckerberg so I don't really feel bad about it
He had a little booster seat to sit on while giving testimony
Apparently T. J. Miller has been arrested for reporting a false bomb threat
I can only assume he was talking about there being an Emoji Movie 2
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
