The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
People might think I'm exaggerating But I swear to god I'm not.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQsuny2VXnM
Sure, the multi-functional space is neat.
But if there's anything I could toss into the trash about modern interior design it's the fucking blinding white interior walls.
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she's putting out those social marks that are above and beyond having headphones on as a "please leave me alone" signal. she's wearing on her sleeve (literally!) how much she is in pain and needs to be treated sympathetically. it's why the boorish fool is meant to be so skewered to the original audience: even in patriarchal victorian sensibilities, he's so incredibly out of line it's painful. he should be defending her, not harassing her!
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WONDERING WHAT THE HELL "QUEER VILLAIN PRIDE" IS? Here's a handy little write-up summarizing the ideas behind the flag's design: https://pastebin.com/FzgMgQHA
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Y'ALL ASKED FOR THEM, SO I'M MAKING THEM. Preorders for #QueerVillainPride hard enamel pins and nylon flags are now available in the brand new DistressedEgg Gumroad Store! https://gumroad.com/distressedegg
Listening to architects talk about their pet projects/personal homes is the biggest crock of shit.
"I made the inside of my home look like a featureless white cube to embrace simplicity and relax the mind"
Fucker, the inside of your house feels like an asylum and it's blindingly white. All the walls are, like my most boring dates, hard, flat, and straight, resulting in a literal echo chamber.
Your home is as relaxing as being locked in a panel van.
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I'm back, binches
Incels
What fascinates me about fashy social circles is how readily people will conflate people disliking them for some aspect of themselves with being oppressed. Maybe the reason that you can't get a date is that you're repulsive to people not because women hold some sort of magic power that you're owed that they're withholding from you.
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BEHIND THE 7-11
has been voted the 2019
BEST PLACE TO COVER YOURSELF WITH LEAVES AND MAKE 'NATURE NOISES'
Thanks to all of our readers who voted!
Avengers
Although I'm *way* late to the party, I'm finally watching Infinity War. Favorite line so far:
"Oh, we're using made-up names. Well, I'm spider-man"
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“A man or woman, married or unmarried, who is guilty of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than three years or in jail for not more than two years or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars.”
"Massachusetts Senate Passes Bill to Add Third Gender Option to State IDs"
ENBIES CAN DO INFINITE CRIME!
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How to be cool 🕶️: a guide by me
Things 2 avoid:
- the government
- cops
- Linda from down the street
Things 2 enjoy:
- wearing shades
- posting on niche social media websites
- saying "who's that? Who's that?" Over and over again in a crowded Walmart to no one
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Why was the approval of abstract shapes. Thank you mastodon for providing
Just gave a ride home to two guys, one of which had just fallen on concrete and chipped his tooth. He was crying the whole ride home, which would have been terrible except that he very drunk and was saying things like "I don't wanna live without my teeth!" And "I don't wanna be ugly!" And the other guy is talking him through it, saying things like "don't worry, everything will be fine" and "nah, man, you're still cute as fuck. Chipped tooth won't change that."
It was hilarious and wholesome.
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@Anarkat you might be surprised by how entwined rap *is* with capitalism, and has been for a long time. same with punk. is it really a counterculture free of kowtowing to capitalism when there's Hot Topic in malls across the nation, catering to that aesthetic? similarly, there's a lot of suburban moms that DO listen to rap... especially when you look at suburbs and areas that aren't lily white.
but hell, even my private suburban high school for rich kids - most were rap fans.
There are now 27 letters in the alphabet.
The middle bit goes kay el mwuh em en oh.
Take over an abandoned big box store and build homes inside it. They don't need to be protected from the elements thanks to the structure already surrounding them, so you only need to worry about them being structurally sound if you're going to be building multi-level homes inside the building.
Why are mal-warts so fucking tall inside? Let's use that space for something other than making the malton family rich.
Not only bepis cola, but also root bepis and bepis cream soda.
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
