Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wigglytuffitout we made the right decision spending effort to keep india rather than you lot

@wigglytuffitout LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING!

@wigglytuffitout microwave... water...?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YANKS AND NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE TEA LIKE CIVILISED PEOPLE?!?!?

LAST TIME YOU TRIED MAKING IT IN A BLOODY HARBOUR!

THE WATER'S TOO COLD AND SALTY IN A HARBOUR YOU DAMNED COLONIALS!

@wigglytuffitout okay yeah that's a bit bougie, keep it in the kitchen and use it for tea and/or coffee occasionally to avoid the bougie-ness

@tas hey, welcome!

@wigglytuffitout nowt bougie about an electric kettle

okay, maybe a kettle with a temperature control is a bit, but only a little

inkling maker thing!

https://mebuika.kenkenpa.net/ikamaker.html

@Jo I said it wasn't a subtoot!

you probably think this subtoot's about you

(not actually a subtoot)

@sydneyfalk hell still uses Windows Millennium Edition

considering we already know the number and fax number of the beast (666,667), what would be the e-mail address of the beast?

I'm thinking it'll be something @aol.com

Only satan would still voluntarily use an aol e-mail address

@maple @AWildHannahAppeared hey welcome! yep, just let one of us know

@maple the turrets end up sounding pretty much the same as the base game because maple sounds like that!

@maple maple mod for portal!

maple does all the voices!

the testing all involves hugs!

@maple biggest of moods

@Gargron ED ED ED

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

DO YOU WANT A VIMITOR OR AN EMACSITOR OR EVEN A NANOITOR?!?! NO! YOU WANT AN EDITOR! AND IT IS CALLED ED!

technically anything @maple makes is created with machine learning

@maple made with CUTE LIL PAWBS!

if santa claus did not exist it would be necessary to invent him