Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

aldi are selling little mesh ditty bags for 25p each

they're by the fruit and veg and are meant as "reusable fruit and veg bags" apparently but they're ditty bags in all but name, might be quite useful

Best way to deal with someone flashing a rolex about and trying to "flex" as I believe the kids say is to walk up to them and say "hey dude(it's always a dude), nice invicta"

drives them up the damn wall

@mavica I'd be on the side of "you should support the people who made the game where possible" but when it comes to AAA games that doesn't happen even if you give them all the money because the staff gets laid off as soon as it's finished half the time so pirate away

wonder if I can take a bunch of measurements and someone could make me a facemask that adequately fits my massive schnozz

gender reveal parties for genderfluid people

like 24/7 partying with gender updates every so often

@Nine @quirk @mavica that is amazing, I approve

@lizardsquid probably unlikely they do it live

most likely they've got versions with adverts spliced in for any region and then depending on your IP they send out whichever version is appropriate

9 out of 10 dentists agree, yeet the rich

"so what's going on in the fediverse right now?"

...socialist...teeth...?

a portmanteau of "ska punk" is "skunk"

an all-skunk ska punk band

@mavica *balances a spirit level on the squobit*

yep, level headed!

@mavica it's only cancel culture if it's from the cancelle region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling consequences

(appropriately that was stolen from twitter)

@mavica ah, well that's good at least

it'll probably click as soon as you go back to it just because that's the kind of annoying shit problems like that do

@mavica it's certainly a tough thing to deal with

would having a rubber duck help? I'm good at being a rubber duck

@mavica ah, I get that sometimes, it's a right bugger

I've found continual copious swearing helps get me through it but ymmv