N2: A tiger. Gonna breed miniature ones. I'll come home, it'll be like, RAR! CLAWS! DEATH! FANGS! but, tiny. Then I'll laugh and give it hugs and it'll roar, but tiny.

N1: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, I mean what would a tiny tiger even DO, just sit around looking cool?

N2: Yep

N1: And yet I want one

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 14:17

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 14:17

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COMPUTERFAIRI.ES: WE HAVE BACKUPS

I think

Pretty sure @squirrel said something about having backups

**Sam the Octopus** · Mar 16, 2018, 14:00

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 14:00

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🙃 computers.

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best friends boost

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 02:16

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 02:16

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HAPPY BIRDDAY @LaserScheme

**Sam the Octopus** · Mar 16, 2018, 02:06

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 02:06

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computer fairies registrations are open 24/7 just saying

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 00:12

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 16, 2018, 00:12

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Playing around with gopher and the first thing I put on there?

Reasons why Sinn watches rock

I think this may be as much nerd as I can do at any one time

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 15, 2018, 19:40

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 15, 2018, 19:40

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I've just been informed that in the US, there's "Boss's Day"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day

What the fucking fuck is this bullshit

**Sam the Octopus** · Mar 15, 2018, 08:51

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**David Ingram 🌻🍍🥝📡⚡** @ingram@mastodon.social · Mar 15, 2018, 08:51

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« This program won at Tic-Tac-Toe by figuring out how to remotely crash its opponents' computers, causing them to forfeit. https://t.co/cNCUuHTluT »

— Retweet https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/974132303315136513

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 15, 2018, 17:46

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 15, 2018, 17:46

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SOUND BURGER

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beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!!!! *flails arms*

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 14, 2018, 18:11

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 14, 2018, 18:11

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worldpol shitpost

Possibly the only time I'd refuse a cup of tea

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I MADE IT BETTER

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 13, 2018, 22:05

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 13, 2018, 22:05

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confession

For a second there I forgot about Dre

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 13, 2018, 18:06

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 13, 2018, 18:06

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Irving Finkel is everything you'd want a Professor of Assyriology to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2ccSZkmn8

**Sam the Octopus** · Mar 13, 2018, 15:00

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Mar 13, 2018, 15:00

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for a split second and hhrrrngh I'm a ma'amburger

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 12, 2018, 20:25

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 12, 2018, 20:25

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In addition to the previous toot, British tanks are better than all other tanks

Because they have kettles in them

Really

https://youtu.be/vWmDHO_0P5Q

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 12, 2018, 20:06

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 12, 2018, 20:06

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It has come to my attention that not all people have heard of the wonder, the glory, the sheer genius, the best invention to come out of the UK... THE TEASMADE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teasmade

It's an alarm clock with an integrated electric kettle

It can wake you up in the morning AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA READY FOR YOU

It's truly humanity's greatest achievement