Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Apparently the Russians are saying that the most recent chemical attack in Syria was staged and directed by Britain

Honestly Russia, make your lies believable, our government couldn't stage and direct a piss-up in a brewery

I keep tooting pictures and articles about really expensive watches, let's take this back to basics

This is the Casio MQ24-7BLL

It costs less than even the venerable F91-W, it's made of plastic and shows the hour, minute, and second only

Despite that, it's fucking brilliant

For less than the price of a cup of coffee you get a highly legible, accurate enough, reliable watch

And if you want celebrity endorsements, the fucking Pope wears one

I was trying to explain the concept of a "smartwatch" to someone

"...and that's what it does"
"but why?"
"no idea"

If anyone does know why smartwatches are a thing, answers on a postcard please

I absolutely love this whole ✨ Plush Punk ✨ concept

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎉 🎉 🎉

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I've got that weird itchy feeling that there's something blindingly obvious I've not noticed, no idea what or why

Eh, I'm sure it's either nothing or I'll notice it eventually

I want to have one and paint it up like a vw camper owned by a hippie

Ferret Scout Cars are adorable and I want one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tTSfWMeNo&feature=youtu.be