Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple BUNNEH!

@trashyfins@chomp.life that's when you put holes in it and attach a flute to the other end for a literal wind instrument

@wigglytuffitout for a bunch of magic people who could supposedly sense the future they had a tremendous lack of foresight

@wigglytuffitout also, the prophesy they were all talking about in regards to anakin was that he would "bring balance to the force"

The jedi were in charge, the light side was pretty fucking on top, and they thought "oh, bring balance, that's totally good for us, right?"

@Nine mine involves flinging SD cards from a trebuchet

it's never the effort toots that get traction

@maple such a cute robot!

@maple that would be lovely

although I'd be mildly inconveniencing people who were getting paid for their time by large corporations and/or government entities

@Jo Ich bin ein arm, je suis un bras, jag är en arm, oi cunt! I'm an arm!

@kiilas eh, all genres of music from all eras are like, 90% crap

the "music was better in the past" thing is just survivor bias, people only remember and pass on the good stuff

@maple it really is

@maple boop!

@softgoat x201s are starting to show their age a little but they're still good

we (the fediverse in general) should probably look for more web storage providers and spread things out a bit

half the fediverse losing images any time wasabi goes down for maintenance is a little silly for a distributed thing

@masklayer do what seemingly every webdev does and load a massive js library

the library won't give you the option to set the framerate but it should degrade performance enough that it looks how you want it