Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I was doing some brief research on a decent pocket knife to get (ended up with a Leatherman Micra) and wound up being introduced to the "EDC community"

These people are hilarious

They're wandering around carrying half a dozen knives, fishing kits, no less than 3 ways of starting a fire, and enough cordage to rig a yacht

And those are the ones not carrying at least 2 guns

THEY WORK IN AN OFFICE, NOT A WARZONE

@maple robots are super good friends

@sydneyfalk I'm gonna take a wild stab at yes

also it's not treason if the side you're helping wins

@maple ogg

@maple

@wigglytuffitout I mean, palpatine already has the whole holographic performance thing down

@wigglytuffitout ...AU where vader's throat was damaged just a teensy bit more and he uses vocaloid to speak

these are Sri Lankan Frogmouths

@maple BUNNEH!

@trashyfins@chomp.life that's when you put holes in it and attach a flute to the other end for a literal wind instrument

@wigglytuffitout for a bunch of magic people who could supposedly sense the future they had a tremendous lack of foresight

@wigglytuffitout also, the prophesy they were all talking about in regards to anakin was that he would "bring balance to the force"

The jedi were in charge, the light side was pretty fucking on top, and they thought "oh, bring balance, that's totally good for us, right?"

@Nine mine involves flinging SD cards from a trebuchet

it's never the effort toots that get traction

@maple such a cute robot!

@maple that would be lovely

although I'd be mildly inconveniencing people who were getting paid for their time by large corporations and/or government entities

@Jo Ich bin ein arm, je suis un bras, jag är en arm, oi cunt! I'm an arm!

@kiilas eh, all genres of music from all eras are like, 90% crap

the "music was better in the past" thing is just survivor bias, people only remember and pass on the good stuff